... to make weathermen look good.
My favorite opening joke when I give presentations at industry conferences.
An oldie but a goody that was today (sort of) validated by "Helicopter" Ben Bernanke at the Boston University commencement and reported in the Wall Street Journal.
“Like weather forecasters, economic forecasters must deal with a system that is extraordinarily complex, that is subject to random shocks, and about which our data and understanding will always be imperfect.
In some ways, predicting the economy is even more difficult than forecasting the weather, because an economy is not made up of molecules whose behavior is subject to the laws of physics, but rather of human beings who are themselves thinking about the future and whose behavior may be influenced by the forecasts that they or others make.”
Looks like I'll need to find some new material.



